One of our chickens is nameless and that lack is starting to impact her self esteem. She mopes around in an existential funk questioning her place in the world. So, it’s time for her join her named sisters: Mrs. Henny Penny/Penelope Houston, Houdini, Karen and Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy for short).
Here’s some details on the Chicken Who Shall Be Named:
– She’s an Easter Egger and will lay either blue or green eggs.
- She’s rather friendly and will let you pet her and pick her up.
- She was the runt of the litter but now has grown to be of equal size to our other chickens.
And here are some glamour shots, the white chicken is the one that needs a name:
And here are some details on the contest:
- All entries must be received by May 31st, 2012.
- All contest entries should be submitted in the comments to this blog post. You’ll need to provide your name and email address to comment below and suggest a name, which will also give me your email so I can contact you if your the winner. Your email will not be used for nefarious purposes.
- If two of the same entries are submitted, the one submitted first shall be considered.
- The winner will be selected by an esteemed to-be-determined panel of judges.
UPDATE: The winner will be selected by the most esteemed panel of judges I could think of – all of you. That’s right – this chicken will have a crowdsourced name.
- The winner, if in town, will receive a dozen fresh eggs (once the hens start laying). If you’re out of town, you receive something equivalent. You’ll also be immortalized in our chicken history.
- The winner will be announced here in mid-June.
That white chicken should be named Ash, as that is what is looks like and is a cool name.
I think she looks like a Betty to me. And when she is older and plumper, presumably, she will be Fat Betty a la Mad Men.
Rhonda Lay.
Willow! I think Buffy needs a sidekick.
Layla, Mrs. Goodfeathers, Ova Easy
OOH, OOOH: Mrs. Sparklefeathers
My suggested name is Willow.
She looks like a Henrietta.
Vanna White
Beep-Beep.
Lady Cluck Cluck
Madonna. Note the posing.
Gwyneth Palcrow
Xena
Phyllis Diller
McNugget!
Puff N Stuff
Attila the Hen or Pecker.
Miss Havisham
Aunty Entity!! She looks like the power could go to her head but she could show mercy when it counted. Can we suggest more than one? Cuz I’m about to get creative on your ass…
Rosanne Rosannadanna.
Tweedle, nothing to say except she looks like a Tweedle or Ms Tweedle
The Right Stuff,
Princess Laya, La Chica, Chicklet, Miss Clairol, Laura Ashley, Marilyn. Eggsmerelda.
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